rhymes with "ouble enetration"
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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