so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
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Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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