Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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