Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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