I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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