quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
We need to rekindle our bromance
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize