So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I deserve to be covered in dicks
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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