It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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