hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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