I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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