? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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