Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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