im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
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There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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