weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
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I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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