Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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