Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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