In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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