So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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