but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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