Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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