so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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