Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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