i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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