you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
well you can't waste a boner
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
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had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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