Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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