Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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