quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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