A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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