i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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