Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Screwed.edu
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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