I look better un-naked...
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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