The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
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Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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