What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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