would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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