let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
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I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
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