These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
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It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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