I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
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I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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