Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
hows the party?
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be there in 10
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You're a waste of cheezeits
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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