your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I know her cup size but not her name....
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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