you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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