im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
it's like heaven, but drunker
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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