there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
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She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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