Will you blow on my dice?
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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