if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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