Will you blow on my dice?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
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For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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