im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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