I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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