check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I could make wine with my vomit
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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