We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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