just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
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Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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