hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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