So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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