"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
