Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
