I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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