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just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
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A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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