I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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