No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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